Woah! I've... been here for a year! That's crazy dude!

But ahh--if you haven't already met her, my pa-pa-parazzi's on the island now. So sorry if she hits on you. She likes doing that. SHE'S BOY CRAZY MAN!

AND IF SHE TELLS YOU ANY EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT HOW I USED TO SUCK ON MY TOES WHEN I WAS LITTLE THEN DON'T BELIEVE HER! IT'S ALL LIES! I haven't done ( Read more... )